It's NaPodPoMo!
/It's November, and that's National Podcast Post Month (NaPodPoMo)! Are you kidding me??
Anyway, here's the first one, for November 1st, featuring an original tune by your host Adam Sultan, and not much else.
Here are the lyrics (true story):
Six Possible Things (Before Breakfast)
(1) Did you wash your face?
(2) Of course you took a pee
Just what is this place?
How do you fulfill the need to do
Six possible things before breakfast?
You’ve ground the coffee beans
Life is what it seems
(3) So pour yourself a cup
Just one is enough to get
Six possible things done before breakfast
Look—you’re halfway there!
A clean complexion, micturition
Getting close to that nutrition
Just three more to go
This morning’s gospel—I swear it’s possible!
November is here, daily tasks are clear
(4) Post your podcast, (5) write a novel
May be too much I fear, but it’s clearly
Six possible things before breakfast
Now for Number Six
(6) Audition for RISK!, the storytelling show
And now you truly know how to do
Six possible things before breakfast!